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URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???

TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 4.12/5

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terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:33 am
if marijuana was legal, then it would be illegal to fire someone for having it in their system. someone would have to have levels high enough to prove they are intoxicated, because having a trace of it in your system doesnt affect safety or work at all.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:31 am
the reason you have to do a urine test to go to work, but welfare recipients dont, is because the government cares more about your privacy and freedom than your employer does. its why the government has a constitution and your employer doesnt.
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Heck, politicians should be drug tested after every vote too! lol
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
agreed. Many companies have a policy to test for drugs/alcohol with any accident. I'd say make it mandatory for any police shooting or beating/violence...
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 10:38 pm
I think any law enforcement officers should be tested regularily because I know of a few cops that are coke heads 7 the last thing I want is a cop that is drugged up aiming a gun at me.....


NEVER MIND - Lib Politifakes When Faced With Facts

WELL I BETTER RETURN THIS - turns out you CAN'T fix the economy with jedi mind tricks

INSIDE THE MIND OF A LIBERAL - This explains a lot of things


CONTROLLING THE PEOPLE OF THE U.S. - through brainwashing and mind control.

OBAMANOTOMY - the surgical procedure which results in blind worship of a president before he/she actually achieves anything

SINCE WHEN DID PERSONAL FREEDOMS - become defined as the government telling us what foods we can eat, what vehicle to drive, what type of light bulbs to use, what kind of fuel to use, etc?

REMINDER - Robin Hood stole from the government, not the people!

TAGS: reminder obama hood
Rating: 5/5

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calron - May 2, 2015, 10:47 pm
Even better, he stole tax money and gave it back to the taxed.

loses their minds -

Public Service -


Free Your Mind -

Democrats, Y'all -

NEW CHRISTMAS CAROL - "It's beginning to look a lot like Carter" Obama is not the J.C. that liberals had in mind.

Repeat after me -


reminder -

Attention liberals -

Free yourself -



TAGS: barack changes his mind again
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cyberhagen - August 16, 2014, 7:40 pm
This is even worse than Bush declaring "Mission Accomplished", because by now we all know it's not that simple; but you won't see the mainstream media touch this with a 50 ft pole because it would tarnish their God.
JGalt - August 15, 2014, 2:20 am
lets just say no one gets between someone and vacations, golf and fundraising.... nuff said

IF YOU ARE THINKING OF VOTING OBAMA - Take these and change your mind

sending troops to fight the "ebully" virus -

July 4 reminder Y'all: -

TAGS: election day reminder
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bandit5906 - July 4, 2014, 8:28 pm
Well said! God Bless America!
Zeitguy - July 4, 2014, 12:48 am
250 years ago a collection incredibly intelligent men drafted a framework for a civilization that made certain that the populous always controlled its own path to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. JGalt sharing the love.

LIBERALISM - simply defined

WHAT WAS HE THINKING - Obama attempts a Vulcan Mind-meld on himself to try to figure out what he was thinking when he proposed the mini-stimulus as the "American Jobs Act"

TAGS: mind meld
Rating: 3.86/5

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STUPID DEMOCRATS - So quick to jump on the 'Ban Wagon'

JUST LIKE WATERBOARDING - Nancy was actually for draining the swamp, before she was actually against it.

LEGENDS IN THEIR OWN MINDS - out of date, out of touch, out of time... tick tock, tick tock... 5 weeks and counting the days to vote out the SOB's

Certain Liars - Go Figure -

TAGS: liars losing their mind
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2014, 9:27 pm

No problem. I'd have been confused too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2014, 8:59 pm
Thanks Moo+ I appreciate you telling me. If you hadn't told me - truthfully - I wouldn't have known. I couldn't tell what was aimed at who. I was thinking, "I'm not a terrorist!" Lol. But thanks for the confirmation :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2014, 7:51 pm

There were several removed comments, none that remain were aimed at you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:45 pm
Whoa . . . . awkward. The comments seem so non-sequitur, yet so cryptic. I probably shouldn't post here anymore.
OTC - May 30, 2014, 11:05 pm
No need to worry, I'm sure the NSA and FBI are closely monitoring him, if he is not an Islam terrorist
steve1961 - May 30, 2014, 10:09 pm
The fact that he has derived his name from the spree-killer, Elliot Rodger, gives me cause for concern. His behaviour while merely a nuisance before, now appears far more threatening. IMO
rerun - May 30, 2014, 8:49 pm

gone, again
EmmaRoydes - May 30, 2014, 8:24 pm
you must be leading a pretty boring life considering how many accounts you've created and been booted from. You are one funny girl

DUHHHHH. . .END NUCLEAR POWER.... - Duhh wind mills cool...duh unicorns and fairy dust....duhhhhhhh...

MINDS - Are you sure you really want to know?

TAGS: minds
Rating: 2.33/5

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TAGS: gop narrow minded fear
Rating: 1.67/5

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ipaprime - March 25, 2013, 7:46 am
says the 2nd biggest oresidental failure

the previous 5 presidents enact immigration bans -

a public service -

Dictionary says: -

remind us again -

Zombies for Hillary -

EPA Bureaucrap -

loses their minds -

John Kerry Interview -

Nohamotyo -

EPA disaster -

what it feels like you're talking to -